Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova has a brand new interview with GQ and let’s just say she said some VERY ‘interesting’ things…
THIS IS AN ACTAUL HUMAN BEING….
Ukrainian model and Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is at the same time both fascinating and appalling. Not only does the eerily wide-eyed 28-year-old have an “interesting” appearance, her comments in a new GQ piece are just as fascinating.
On her nail art:
“This is a fractal pattern from the twenty-first dimension. It took the longest time for the nail artist to get it right. It came to me in a dream.”
On her vision of beauty:
“Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now.”
On what “race-mixing” has done to beauty:
“For example, a Russian marries an Armenian. They have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad’s nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it’s all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that. Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this. I love the Nordic image myself. I have white skin; I am a Nordic type—perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic.”
On having children:
“Oh God, no! It’s unacceptable to me. The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.”
On why she thinks most people have kids:
“Most people have children to fulfill their own ambitions, not to give anything. They don’t think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her. They just try to shape her according to some weird script—whatever they couldn’t do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. Or some woman who’s almost 30 and thinks no one needs her, she says, ‘Oh, I’ll have a kid. He will love me and become my reason to live.’ And then this kid becomes a soccer ball she and her boyfriend will kick back and forth. I’d rather die from torture, because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle.”
On feminism:
“I’m against feminism. But what would you keep the children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you’re on your deathbed?”
On expanding her “brand” globally:
“I tend to cut off anything I don’t need. The next step is to cut off Ukraine entirely, because all I get here is sh*t. Why waste myself on this?”
Outside of GQ, Valeria is still just as weird:
“I’m a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel,” she revealed to V Magazine in 2012. “It’s an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their physical body and travel in their spiritual body, where you can visit any place on the planet and in the universe. I know that this is the future of mankind and that it has huge potential. Hidden reserves will be tapped soon.”
“My communication with aliens is not verbal — we speak the language of light,” she told The Daily Beast in August 2013. “I have learned a lot from my contact with them. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least sophisticated civilization — we’re on the lowest level of evolution.”
“I also think somebody is behind all the bad comments about me, as the negative wave [in my comments] began as soon as my spiritual seminars first became popular,” she told The Daily Beast of her negative backlash. “Overnight, all the websites started screaming about the real-life Barbie, a dumb blonde girl. I am sure it was some sort of contract order aimed at ruining my reputation.”
The full GQ article can be found here:
http://www.gq.com/women/photos/201404/valeria-lukyanova-human-barbie-doll?currentPage=1. But if you dare read that interview, know that you are in for a VERY strange reading.
With all this being said, you’d think that the perfect match for Human Barbie would logically be Human Ken (pictured together above), but NOPE! Here’s Ken’s comments on Baribe:
“I don’t really get her. I don’t get why people think she’s so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She’s an illusionist.”
Well there you have everyone the two extremely strange individuals who think they’re Ken and Barbie didn’t fall in love. All hope for love is lost…
BLAKE & WYLDE